New Years Resolution #1

Get these tattoos in place of my current eyebrows------> get arrested for something----> send this mug shot to my parents

I'm Officially Going to Hell for Posting This

This is not a gay marriage. That really is a woman. I am going to hell. That's all.

And in totally un-related news. I have spent about 30 minutes on actual work today. The rest of the time has spent talking about NYE plans, dreaming about sleeping in tomorrow, playing on the net, and picking my nose.

Raarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yikes. You would think a cougar would be driving a animal print painted car, but no sir! There was a full grown man inside, just waiting to attack.

Jersey Shore Summed Up

“I am officially numb to the sex, violence and ham-eating, and now I just watch for the slaughter of the English language. It’s like if Amelia Bedelia were drunk, orange and sexually compulsive.”

-Dave Holmes on Jersey Shore

Oh you go Dave Holmes....you go GURL! And yes that is a direct quote from the Dave Holmes who now hosts some Movie & a Makeover type show I usually watch hungover on the couch on Sat/Sun. The same Dave Holmes who was straight punked when he lost the VJ contest on MTV circa 1997 to "Jesse" the homeless looking man with a speech impediment and funky ass hair.

Doggie Shore

Chuckle Of The Day

Ironic, because I am not looking sharp today. I slept in an extra hour this morning and seriously considered calling in "sick." I am also cranky because I know I will not longer be averaging 1.5 naps per day. Or watching Home Alone on repeat for another year :(

Suck It, The Rest of Yous!

Take that California, New York and the other 47 states! According to the most recent Census report, Texas added more people than any other state. Why you ask? Oh, just because we're bad ass. And let's be honest about this...I really don't know anyone from other states who pride themselves as being from that state other than people from Texas. Like, how often do you hear someone getting excited about being from....like...North Carolina? Where is North Carolina even (Ok, I was kidding, I know where it is, I'm actually really good at geography)?! And speaking of geography, Texas is probably the most recognizable state on the map.

So anyways, I'd just like to take a moment to recognize a few bad ass things about Texas:
1. It's size. It's massive...I remember my mom telling when she moved from Ohio to Texas, she had a puzzle of the United States (because my brother was 2 at the time, doi) and Ohio could fit into Texas SIX times!
2. It's food. Tex-Mex. Need I say more? Thanks, Mexico for helpin' out with that one...
3. The fact that you can go to the beach, a big city, the hill country and the woods all in one great state!